Kikijam

On a dark desert highway,

Cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of colitas,

Rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance,

I saw a shimmering light

My head grew heavy

And my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway;

I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself

This could be heaven

Or this could be hell

Then she lit up a candle,

And she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor,

I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California.

Such a lovely place,

(Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

Plenty of room at the Hotel California

Any time of year, (any time of year),

You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted,

She got the Mercedes bends

She got a lot of pretty pretty boys,

She calls friends

How they danced in the courtyard,

Sweet summer sweat

Some dance to remember,

Some dance to forget

So I called up the captain;

Please bring me my wine (he said)

We haven't had that spirit here

Since 1969

And still those voices are calling

From far away

Wake you up

In the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California.

Such a lovely place,

(Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

They're livin' it up

At the Hotel California

What a nice surprise,

(What a nice surprise)

Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling;

The pink champagne on ice

(And she said)

We are all just prisoners here,

Of our own device

And in the master's chambers,

They gathered for the feast

They stab it with their steely knives

But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember,

I was running for the door

I had to find the passage

Back to the place I was before

"Relax" said the night man;

We are programmed to receive

You can check out any time you like

But you can never leave...